House/Foreman quotathon

[zulu]

cryptictac asked me to come up with a few quotes for the community, and I knew some off the top of my head--but it got me thinking about others, which I thought I'd put here for handy-dandy reference.


POISON:

Cameron: He's not addicted, he has to take drugs.

Foreman: The definition of addict.

Cameron: He's in pain--

Foreman: And addicted to painkillers. What a coincidence.

Cameron: You really never did any drugs?

Foreman: Now this is gonna be a racial thing.

Cameron: Deflecting a personal question with a joke. Gee, who do I know that does that?

Foreman: Yeah, I'm just like him. Except for the angry, bitter, pompous, cripple part.

Cameron: Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane. You’ve already got the matching gym shoes. [Foreman looks at his shoes.]

*

House [after eating expired tomato sauce]: I notice he didn't try to save me.

Foreman: I figured you were trying to make some kind of subtle point.

House: I was.

*

House and Foreman together: I’ll get all of them. [awkward pause]

Cameron: Great minds think alike.

*

Patient's Mom [about House and Foreman]: Oh, they’re the arrogant jerks that saved your life.


DISTRACTIONS:

Of course, the tender moment when Foreman heals House's migraine.

Foreman: Er, moving around is a bad idea. Hey, if you feel chest pain you need to let me know. Verapamil can cause congestive heart failure.

House: Nothing can hurt my heart.

*

FOREVER:

When House thinks that Foreman might have changed on him, and hates the idea:

House: Where are you going?

Foreman: To put her in a phenocoma.

House: What if I'm wrong? What if daddy's the drunk?

Cameron: Do you want us to give her the pheno or not?

House: I want him to argue his point!

Foreman: I assume you considered the father and ruled him out.

House: What's that saying where you ASSume you become a pain in the ass to me?

Foreman: Why should I argue? You'd just overrule me.

House: Enough! Get a pony or a watermelon farm!

Cameron: House!

House: I need him to react; I need him to act like a human being. I need him to get over this boring, near-death rebirth.

Foreman: I have changed. It's not something you get over.

House: Nearly dying changes everything forever. For about 2 months. 2 months is too long, I need the guy I hired back now.

Foreman: No matter how much your misery loves company, it's not getting mine.

AWWWWW.


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[spoggly.livejournal.com]

Foreman: Why are you riding me?
House: It's what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?

Foreman: He's getting better. That doesn't prove you're right, it just proves he's getting better. It, it's not two illnesses! It can't be two illnesses!
House: I am so glad you work here.

House: Somebody told Vogler that I lied to the transplant committee.
Foreman: You think I did?
House: You're too careful. You wouldn't jump ship unless you knew what was in the water.
Foreman: Stop, you're embarrassing me.

House: Keep looking.
Foreman: There!
A Doctor: I didn't see anything.
Foreman: It was there.
House: Are you sure?
Foreman: Four millimeters lateral to the hippocampus. I saw it.
Another Doctor: House, she's out of time; she's gonna be a vegetable.
Foreman: I saw it.
House (after a pause): That's good enough for me.

House: You took a chance, you did something great. You were wrong, but it was still great. You should feel great that it was great. You should feel like crap that it was wrong. That's the difference between him and me. He thinks you do your job, and what will be, will be. I think that what I do and what you do matters. He sleeps better at night. He shouldn't.


How true is their love? So true.

[zulu]

AWESOME. YES.

*luffs them*

[zulu]

Hee, I love that moment; I squeed so loud. Although I'm pretty sure I exploded in shipper joy when I heard "Oh, God, he's been wooing me for years!"